corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

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erikloser:

i wish i had an excuse for this

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"

In fact, the only things in the flat Crowley devoted any personal attention to were the houseplants. They were huge, and green, and glorious, with shiny, healthy, lustrous leaves.

This was because, once a week, Crowley went around the flat with a green plastic plant mister spraying the leaves, and talking to the plants….

Although talking is perhaps the wrong word for what Crowley did.

What he did was put the fear of God into them.

More precisely, the fear of Crowley.

In addition to which, every couple of months Crowley would pick out a plant that was growing too slowly, or succumbing to leaf-wilt, or browning, or just didn’t look quite as good as the others, and he would carry it around to all the plants. “Say goodbye to your friend,” he’d say to them. “He just couldn’t cut it…”

Then he would leave the flat with the offending plant, and return an hour or so later with a large empty flower pot, which he would leave somewhere conspicuously around the flat.

The plants were the most luxurious, verdant, and beautiful in London. Also the most terrified.

"

— Good Omens (via emjayelle)

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"He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed."

— from Mallory Ortberg’s hilarious “Male Novelist Jokes.” (via coketalk)

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life-of-a-latin-student:

Alternate title for Homer’s Iliad?

Of Mycenaean Men

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rettaroo:

fiorinda-chancellor:

setbabiesonfire:

swallowedwholeinnegatives:

What does this mean?

That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.

It means that this is one of the best ways to pile up rocks and not have them fall down for a long time.

#i’m not saying it was architecture #but it was architecture (via life-of-a-fanatic)

rettaroo:

fiorinda-chancellor:

setbabiesonfire:

swallowedwholeinnegatives:

What does this mean?

That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.

It means that this is one of the best ways to pile up rocks and not have them fall down for a long time.

  (via life-of-a-fanatic)

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Firefly Rewatch: 1.01 (Serenity) - Are you always this sentimental?

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anneboleyns:

Rick O’Connell: a summary

(via knittednoose)

Tags: the mummy

community meme seven characters [4/7] - Troy Barnes

Did you know that you possess the greatest gift that life can give: the heart of a hero?

(via communitythings)

Tags: community

I didn’t ask to get made. [insp]

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goldandlights:

bigbardafree:

I hate when people casually discuss superheroes because I’m sitting in the corner with KNOWLEDGE and OPINIONS but I just have to smile and be like “haha yeah I like superman too” so I don’t scare anyone

oh you saw the new captain america movie? how was it? ARE YOU SURE YOU’RE READY FOR THIS CONVERSATION ARE YOU REALLY SURE

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